What is wrong with people who go so crazy that they find this picture so offensive
that they want to burn the book containing it?
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Happy Birthday to you, Ahwatukee Sue.

On Nov. 3, 2006, while broadcasting Live from
The Barracuda Lounge in Portland, Oregon,
Tom Leykis took a call from a woman who claimed
to have shot and killed her "ex one-night-stand"
after an argument over child support.
She identified herself as
"Sue from Ahwatukee Arizona".
The call contained enough information about the March 24, 2001 shooting death of "Tortsen Rockwood" to warrant an investigation by Arizona police.

On August 7, 2008 (the suspect's birthday) investigators formally presented the Maricopa County Attorney's Office with their findings.
Police are seeking charges of first-degree murder and filing a false police report against Megan Suzanne Vice.

(Pictured Here)


Here is the original call

So you want to mod your Xbox 360 ?
Well, after about 3 weeks of spare time
here is what i've done
I started with an Xbox 360 which some dude
had let his dog pee on.
Yes, this will cause a Red Ring Of Doom effect,
and a video fault so I really had nothing to loose.
I took the motherboard out of the case
and doused it with 91% isopropyl alcohol and
Dried it out with a blow dryer for about 15 min's.

Then I preformed a heatsink mod and replaced the "X Clamps "with nuts and bolts.

I plugged it in, turned it on and I'll be damned...it worked for 3 min's
I had to fiddle with the nuts, (Stop giggling !) on the video heatsink.
After much trial and error and trial and error, and F'ing Trial and error, it worked for good.
Then I found the case I wanted to put it in,
The Silverstone sst-lc02B.
With the help of some Epoxy, J.B. Weld, heat shrink tube, a hot glue gun, and a Dremel,
this is what i came up with.

911 Conspiracy Theories - Penn & Teller

In The Pink....
Some of you might be wondering about what happened at
Ground Zero Lounge last night.
Well, I was there, and perhaps I am still a little star-struck
and having had about 342 cups of coffee in the course of the evening
I'm not quite sure myself, but there are some things I am sure of
so let me get the facts down here before it all becomes a fuzzy memory.
I was up at the microphone on the floor giving a heartfelt rant about
how when the Jack-boot is stomping your neck into the ground and everyone
is watching it on CNN, I will be there right beside you fighting the oppressers
tooth and nail. I than heard a voice from the back of the room cheering.
When I finished this cute blond Grrrrl walks up to me and asks if I do
spoken word performances, 'cause she "loves" my voice, and my passion.
I blushed a little and explained how Ground Zero Lounge was a place where people
go to exercise the right of free speech and that we do this every week.
Well, she thanked me for the inspiration, and walked directly onto the stage
to speak with Clyde Lewis. Meanwhile I returned to my seat.
Kicking back with coffee and a smoke, I had no idea what was to come.
Things were starting to wrap up as I got into a heated debate with a guy
who had walked in with "The girl with the cute butt" in the end he told me that
her name was Alecia, and that she wanted me to join them at their table.
At this point Clyde said that Alecia was going to sing a song so I decided to wait
till she was done with her song.
Damn, she has a great voice, and here I was with no idea who she was.
When the crowd dispersed from around her I got a chair and sat down next to her.
She was sweet, kind, and we seemed to hit it off.
Karaoke from hell was warming up and she asked me if I would sing something
for her.
When a pretty girl asks you to sing for her, what are you supposed to do?
So I put in a slip for her to sing "Bobby McGee" and I dropped "When Doves Cry"
She got called first, and just about then Devereaux, the guy I was debating turns to me
and says "She's really into you." Now I had already determined that she was married,
and I kind of thought Dev' was playing me for a fool when he tried to tell me who she
was. So, I just figured I'd play along and besides that, she was being really friendly.
At this point it should be noted that I have the greatest respect for marriage,
so after she finished singing, and I was called next, I went up, sang my song,
and returned to the table to kick it with my new friend.
I decided to let her take the lead, and she had already traded me hats,
that is something I consider flirting, but remember "SHE'S MARRIED"
We were holding hands like old friends, and I let her use my sholder as a drum set,
(I told her that the last time I was beaten like that I was tied to a headboard.)
(Made her blush this time.)
We traded E-mail addresses and she said that she would send me a copy of her
"New Single" about shallow hollywood chicks,
kissed me goodbye and took off in a cab, because she had to be up early.
All in all it was a fantastic night, had I never found out who she is,
I would have done exactly the same thing and considered myself to be a
lucky bastard. It only falls into the bonus catagory that my Valentines day kiss
came from "PINK". Thank you Alecia.

NOW WITH THE GREAT TASTE OF..... ASS

Dateline Ground Zero
"Morningstar" Reports



Let us begin with a little Java 101, shall we?

The coffee bean is a seed which grows inside a small fruit called a cherry.
As legend goes Ethiopian goats were the first to unlock the strange magic in the little green stone.
Many other creatures have since discovered the "Black Gold".
For instance, the Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) has taken to coffee cherries
as a treat.
Although a carnivorous, nocturnal, mammal,
the Palm Civets of Indonesia eat over 1,100 pounds of coffee a year.
As with other foods the beans pass through the animal and right out of it's little, fuzzy, butt intact.

Oh, what a cute story....

Or is it?

Well, s a great newsman says.
"Here is...The rest of the story....."

It's called Kopi Luwak, (No, this is not a joke people.)
It'll run you about $175 a pound,

Civet droppings are found on the forest floor near coffee plantations. Once carefully cleaned and roasted, the beans are sold to specialty buyers.

"People like coffee. And when they want to treat themselves, they order the Kopi Luwak," said Isaac Jones, director of sales for Tastes of The World, an online supplier of gourmet coffee, tea and cocoa.

Here's the link http://www.ravensbrew.com/NewFiles/kopiluwak.html


"This ""unique processing"" is said to give the resulting coffee a rich, heavy flavor with some hints of caramel or chocolate.
Some other words used to describe this cup of joe by those "fortunate" enough to try it have been earthy, musty and exotic with syrupy body and smooth flavor. "

(Or "Strange Br-eeeeewwweeee!")

O.K. so, people with too much money buy strange crap, so what?
Well the story takes an even stranger turn as we look at a few other facts.

Coronaviruse is the little bugger that caused the SARS outbreak oh os long ago.
It seems that scientists eventualy discovered the source, you see , The unlucky palm civet is regarded as a delicacy in Guangdong, China and it is believed that humans became infected with SARS, as they raised and slaughtered the animals.

Civets make coffee by the butt-load....
Civets make SARS......

Starbucks makes coffee by the butt-load....
Hmmmm ?


In a related story, Plans are in the works for Underground Zero to begin production of
a specialty line of popcorn.

(Now, where is my ferret?)